♥ Confessionals

[Susan Bones]

Hello diary room. It's nice to meet you. I'm Susan and I'm the eventual winner of Big Brother: Hogwarts.

I'm so excited for this game to get going. I was really hoping to be accepted and was relieved when I got the email that I was chosen to participate. Now I know I have to make this game awesome because I want to make it really great to view and for the other people to be a part of.

This is just something I've observed in the one day that the social beginning of the game has started. There is an overall feeling of it not being a game. I've talked to 5 people already, and it seems like none of them realize this is a game. You're in freaking BIG BROTHER. It's a game. There is a winner. It's happy happy unicorn funland right now, sure. But later, it's a game where people will go home. I brought up the prospect of the actual game portion and voting people out and Luna sounded repulsed at the idea. It's a game, and I'm here to win.

Thoughts on individuals so far:

Hermione. The first person I talked to. She is a game player, but not a very good one. She made it pretty clear already. The first question she asked me was if I knew anyone else in the game and the second was how long I've been playing ORGs. Obviously testing me out to see if I could be taken advantage of. Once she realized I couldn't be her pawn she sort of warmed up and we had a decent conversation going. Something about her is offputting though. I can't put my finger on it, but meh. I can't be her pawn, but I can see us working together in the future or sometime soon. I also have a feeling she will be caught game playing heavily and will implode.

Weiner. Ernie. He is so unbelievably B.O.R.I.N.G. I also made this pretty clear to the other people I talked to. They didn't seem to think he was that great either. He will go pre-jury, I'm sure of it. I think he means well, but he can't even hold a conversation. Unless something drastic changes he will be #1 on my hitlist.

Luna. I had a really long chat with Luna today. She was extremely nice and didn't have a bad thing to say about anyone. It was sort of strange. She's good to talk to, but every once in a while I need to vent or gossip, and I don't think I can do that with Luna. There are two possible explanations for her:

1. She is sincerely an extremely nice person who can help me get where I want.
2. She is an extremely fake person who I will have to be very wary of and be wary of working with.
3. She is an extremely fake person whom I can break and have her true self come out, so I can then work with her.

I'm thinking she really is like that, but I'm going to have to ask around to see if she's goody goody best friends with everyone.

Crabbe. Poor Crabbe, lol. He got Crabbe as his representative. He's pretty cool though. Potentially not so trustworthy. I can see him being all-around well liked by everyone and that could be bad for me. Most likely I will work with him and we could make a great team, but I need him to be a bigger target than I am. I'm not trusting him 100%.

Hannah. Hannah is so weird. I can't put my finger on it, but something is not right. Crabbe and I have already decided that she is a communist spy. That's for certain. But...it just seemed like she wasn't even in the game at all. It seemed like she was HOSTING the game, or that she was a spy for the hosts. Crabbe told me that she knew Kennedy personally and I knew it wasn't a big deal, but it's just so awkward talking to her. Not exactly sure how it will turn out with her.

Things to do:

• Be everyone's best friend.
  
• Be extremely fake.
  
• Ask everyone how they found out about the game in order to decide if they are more game players or role players.
  
• Throw the first HoH.
  

[Susan Bones]

Hello Diary Room. It's been a while, hasn't it? Well, I was gone on vacation, you see. In Minnesota. It was quite boring. I played a lot of cards and played a lot of golf with my grandparents. It wasn't exactly thrilling, if you were wondering. I was really excited to come back with the start of the game. And oh, has the game started.

I don't even know where to start. I think I'll just talk about people individually.

Goyle. He's pretty boring. That's about it.

Pansy. Hmm Pansy. I don't really know about her. She was in the HoH group.

By the way, DR, the HoH group consists of the following people: Pansy, Luna, Hannah, Cedric, and myself. Goyle was also in the chat but he never talked, he was just lurking and reading. He could be a big wild card later on if the group decides to move forward after the HoH. The deal within the chat was: We all decide on two people that we want to win, and we all help those two people win. Then everyone that was in the chat would be safe from nomination, and then obviously from eviction. I ate that s.hit up like a fat bitc.h eats chocolate cake. With 4 nominees and 2 evictees, I just don't want to even be nominated. Cedric expressed that he really wanted to win, for personal reasons and getting back at Malfoy, which I'll get to later. I was fine with that because even if I don't trust him a lot, I know doing this for him would keep me safe and earn me some brownie points with him. Then it was between the four girls, and Hannah and Pansy said they didn't want to win. I said I wouldn't mind, and neither did Luna, and Luna ended up winning the coin toss, so she was our girl. I was thrilled at this because the way Luna and I see the group now is, us 2 against those 3. Perhaps they don't really have anything going on, but it can't hurt being safe. With Luna winning it would make a person from each side, and one doesn't completely control the nominations. At first I was a little sad that I didn't win, but then I thought it would be good because I don't want a target on my back and I think Luna's smarter. Lol.

ANYWAYZ ~ We all decided that Cedric and Luna would make a great HoH pair. We're going to hawk the challenge and make sure they end up on top. If all goes according to plan, those two will win and they said they'd put up inactives, which I'm all for. I know Luna will because I trust her as much as I can trust someone in the game. Cedric I'm sure will put up mostly inactive people, including Draco, who is not really here but he wants out anyway, and he made it really clear. The names we came up in the chat for nominations were Ron, Ernie, Draco, and someone else that we didn't know yet. I personally am hoping Ernie goes because he's a boring waste of space. Lol.

Now Cedric apparently was in a huge fight with Draco in a previous game. Luna said Draco made Cedric's game a "living hell". That sounds pretty bad. And in the chat last night Cedric talked about it and he made it pretty d.amn clear that was why he really wanted to win HoH. Now, I haven't even met Draco yet so I don't know both sides of the story. But, as of right now, the best thing for me to do is KEEP Draco. Why would I want to get rid of someone that makes someone else go through the roof with anger? Lol. That makes no sense. If I can talk to Draco and him and Cedric can fight it out, that would be ideal. I (and probably Luna as well) could play both sides of that and I would love to use it to make Cedric implode and get rid of him. He's a huge threat and is trying to be everyone's best friend. I see right through it. He's playing the game just like everyone else and if people don't realize that he'll get to the end. Luna knows it. But I wouldn't be surprised if the t.wats in here decided to keep him and then get owned by him because he's playing them.

Well, back to Pansy. I'm having quite a good talk with her right this very moment. We're talking about deviantarts and fanvideos and things. It's better than earlier and I think she's starting to open up. I'm sort of liking her now. Maybe trusting her a little. A little still being not a lot.

Cedric. He is a good player, and someone that I can see standing in my way and that I will have to take out, probably by myself. You know, in every game there's that person that everyone seems to like, but you don't really feel the love, and you KNOW they're a big threat and need to take them down, but everyone is so enthralled that they don't see it. Cedric is that person. He seems to already have Hannah and Pansy with him, and I wouldn't be surprised if he wrassles in some more. I'm probably overthinking it though. But rather safe than sorry, eh? My best move RIGHT NOW is to remain acquaintences/friends with him, and make him the bigger target. If he's HoH I'm sure he will.

Lunagoddess. I've decided I love Luna. Lol. Me and her share almost exactly the same strategies and she's a great person to talk to. She's definitely my one and only ally. Any deals I cut with anyone else are a sham and not true. If they want to think they are, fine, but my only loyalty right now is to Luna. And that's final! She still could be an alias, but that's fine. I'm not worried about it. She's a great player and a great friend so I'm hoping we can get really far together.

Roger. Nothing special. I find him to be quite boring for someone in the UK. I usually love people from across the pond, but his sense of humor is like a -4 out of 10. I think Cedric likes him from the chat yesterday. Great. Lol. I'd prefer he goes sooner rather than later. Hopefully that will happen.

Padma. Padma is just a big WTF to me. she talks like an eight year old.

Me: blah blah blah
Padma: lol OMG i kno rite
Me: blah blah blah
Padma: haha soo true
Me: *kills self*

A lot of people like her, I know Pansy mentioned she did. I guess I just don't get it. I still believe she's roleplaying. Maybe she really is from India, I don't know, but something about her seems extremely fake to me. We'll see.

Hannah. I got a much better read on Hannah yesterday. She still may be a commie spy, but she's a commie spy I don't mind having around. I got the odd feeling that she liked me for some reason. If I'm going to infiltrate the threesome of CPH she might be a good bet, but after having a great chat with Pansy it might be her instead. I still can't trust her as far as I can throw her because I'm sure if I talk about Cedric of Pansy that she'll run to them and tell them. We'll see with her too.

I think that's about it. Things seem to be going moderately well right now. If the plan keeps up, I should make it past this round very easily.

Things to do:

• Help Cedric and Luna win joint HoH
  
• Talk to everyone, most importantly Draco
  
• Stay on the DL
  

I write such da.mn long confessionals.

[Susan Bones]

I bet you I can guess the final 8 right now even though it's only round 1 and before the first HoH challenge. Let's see how right I am.

Crabbe
Pansy
Luna
Roger
Padma
Cedric
Hannah
Me

[Susan Bones]

Why hallo thar Diary Room! It's Susan Fabulous here.



I thought I'd post another confessional before the eviction. I know I already have 2, but call me an over achiever. Go ahead. Do it.

A lot has gone on and I haven't gotten around to posting anything. Sadsies. Let's see if I can recap nicely.

Cedric & Luna won HoH. ♥
Just as planned. I was surprised that none of the other f**knuts came up with the brilliant idea that you actually have to WORK TOGETHER in order to win. I mean really. You can't win the challenge by yourself, because you can only move yourself to second. Once. One of the things that I noticed from the challenge was that nobody touched me and Luna when we were at the top. People put themselves ahead of us, but nobody intentionally put us down. That was both unexpected (for me at least, not for Luna really) and good to know. At least people don't totally hate me.

Then Cedrithingy tried to bully Luna into nominating who he wanted. Arsehole. TWO people have the power so TWO people get to choose. He called Ron to nominate so he could nominate someone else as a pawn, Ron would go and Cedric would keep his hands clean. But he didn't calculate on thing into the equation: I'm not a f**king retard. I obviously figured out what he was doing and started talking about it to Crabbe, Pansy and especially Padma. I don't think Cedric knew it was me either, he still thinks I'm at least SEMI with him. Maybe not so much since I vetoed Padma, but whatever I don't give a rat's ass.

Anyway, Cedric nominated Ron & Padma and Luna nominated Cho & Ernie. Luna's I was glad with because Weiner was up and I don't care for him, in case you haven't noticed. Padma was LIVID. I mean she was not happy at all. Apparently, and I just learned this yesterday, Cedrithingy promised Padma safety if she helped him win HoH! Hah. Lying sack of nuts he is. Padma was so angry she started laying it into him on AIM. While she was doing it, I was egging her on and trash talking Cedrithingy more, and she was telling me how she was going to evict him and all this great stuff.

MEANWHILE, Cedrithingy IMs me and goes "Am I in trouble?" At this point all I can do is snicker. I tell him Padma's losing it and she's going after him. Fuel to the fire, baby. I was talking to them both, as they were fighting, telling them how much the other one sucked. I was laughing my face off.

Pansy IMs me and asks me if I won the veto if I would use it. I said yes (Luna said Pansy wanted Padma off) so I could suck up. I thought that proved that Pansy wasn't as close to Cedrithingy as I thought. Good news to hear.

Veto comes around and I think I'm screwed because it's luck. Not so much. Within 5 minutes I had found all 3 of the clues on the board. I have to admit, the one on the news ticker was by accident, so I'm thankful for that one, but the other two I found without much problem at all. I told all the clues to Luna and Crabbe and we pick out all the good numbers. I could tell no one else found any more than one clue because all of their numbers were completely random and from god knows where. Another point that I'm great and they aren't.

I win. I wasn't completely shocked. The plan was to use it on Padma and I did. I haven't talked to Cedric yet so I don't know if he's mad or not. He nominated Draco anyway which I don't have a problem with so maybe I can tell Cedrithingy that "well you at least got your worst enemy up so it didn't end up bad" or something. I need a better excuse. I'll come up with one. The way I see it is, if I lose Cedric and possibly Hannah to a lesser extent, I gain Padma, Pansy, and Roger if he's connected to Padma like I think he is. Well worth it, especially since Cedrithingy is getting way to big of a head and people don't seem to be responding too well to how he handled his HoH.

As of right now, I'd say it was a good first round. Two people gone, and I've set myself up for a good second round as well. I know I can't win the second HoH. Especially after winning the veto, that would make me too big of a target. I mean, the same type of people will go anyway no matter who wins HoH. Harry, Ginny, Draco, Goyle, Weiner, Hermione, they're all cannon fodder and will go one way or another quickly. Winning Head of Hogwarts really isn't necessary and could do more harm than good, case and point: Cedrithingy. Talk to me in 4 rounds, I'll think differently. But not now.

Time for Susan Fabulous to just stay under the radar. Keep everyone else fighting. Stay tight with Luna. Get tighter with Crabbe, Pansy, Hannah, Goyle, Hermione, Padma and Roger. Ignore Weiner.

Things to do:

• Throw second HoH
  
• Keep Cedrithingy thinking I'm at least semi with him
  
• Stay on the DL
  

[Susan Bones]

I have to interrupt this thread with one of the single most hilarious things anyone's ever said to me:

PHOENIXBOHEMIAN (9:33:58 PM): Yeah you have this vibe that is so nurturing and sweet

Ha. Haha. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAahahsHAAHSahasdhHHA.

[Susan Bones]

Ohhhhkay Diary Room. Susan Fabulous again. ♥

To be honest, I haven't been doing too much this round. It's only the second and I know I'm pretty much safe soo yeah. Plus I've gotten so busy lately and AP Government is kicking my motherf**king ass right now. At least it's friday so I have some time to kick back and relax. I had a Project Runway Australia marathon earlier and that was nice. I got to the final 4 and it's pretty good. I have Gossip Girl to catch up on as well. I've been doing that instead of talking to people lol. It's because I don't really enjoy talking to anyone.

Apparently Goyle was mad I used the veto on Padma last week and I don't give a flying nuts. Goyle is useless and I hate him anyway but now I hate him anymore and he can suck my thingy for all I care. It's pretty obvious he's with Weiner/CedriCUN.T and probably with Hermaphrodite too. From what I heard everyone is with Hermaphrodite. Crabbe told me Luna and Hermy had something like a f2 together so I told Luna that Hermy was playing everyone and she believed me so I think if that was a real deal it was cut short. Luna I love but I'm still playing the game for me, dear.

I really want like a huge eviction so a lot of people will leave like Harry and Hermaphrodite and Ginny and Gayco and Gaygole and Cedric. If they all vanished from the face of the earth tomorrow I wouldn't even notice. Hannah would probably cry her eyes out but then I'd collect her tears in a bucket and throw them at Padma. Then laugh at them both.

I'm feeling quite mean today. It wasn't that great of a day.

Let's now switch gears to how much of a nutcase emotional unstable pregnant dog Padma is. We try to help her out and make some secret alliance nuts or something with her and she goes and tells everyone about it. I mean seriously. I wanted her to win HoH but now I'm glad she didn't. She's just f**king stupid. We were doing the HoH together (her, Luna and I) and I found like 4 right away and told them to her and she was like WHAT I CAN'T FIND THEM I was like pregnant dog PLEASE. I need to cut my ties with that thundercun.t.

Weiner I am easing up on at the moment because he's being a good sport about being picked on. So I'm cutting him a little slack. 99.99% he's leaving this week but whatever. I thought I'd give him that courtesy.

Also: I have a burning hatred for f**king Harry twa.tface because he thinks he's all active and nuts when in reality he's so f**king boring and hardly ever on. Just because you post in the "guess the nutsty harry potter objectpersonplace thing" thread doesn't mean you're active f**ktard. Ugh get out of the d**n game.

Same goes for HERMAPHRODITE. I hate her/his/its guts. A lot. It doesn't even talk about the game. And it's as dry as a f**king rock. Get over yourself stupid pregnant dog.

Gawd, that's why I haven't logged on much. Almost all of these people I want to pregnant dog out to their face but I'm trying to restrain myself. There's so much cannon fodder left I want them all to GO and leave some of the semi-decent people I can handle.

Pardon my french in this confessional. But there's a PUSS.Y filter so it shouldn't be that bad and it probably won't even be comprehensible.

[Susan Bones]

Oh LAWDY Diary Room. Susan Faabulous. ♥

Not many things have happened. Like at all Lol.

Status update: I still hate Hairy, Hermaphrodite, Gaygoyle, Weiner, and CEDRICUN.T. Hooray! I want them all to go! If only.

PS I'm eating mint chocolate chip ice cream right now it's SO. GOOD. Except my tummy is getting a little upset. Sadsies. But I'm gonna keep eating it cause it's worth it I think. And it's raining buckets here and it has been since like 2:30. It's so depressing and sad. I like thunderstorms with thunder and lightning, not a torrential downpour for hours. Every time I leave the house I get drenched and it makes me NOT a happy camper.

I'm assuming Hairy will leave tonight and either Ginny or Draco. I don't care which. I wish all 3 of them could leave but whatevs. I'm SOOO glad Hairy is leaving. I thought I was the only one that disliked him before this round.

Weiner is such a stupid not a very nice person. His PoGS speech was so unbelievably on-his-pedestal-ish that I wanted to barf. WHY WOULD HE WANT TO PLAY IF HE'S NOT TALKING TO PEOPLE OR ACTUALLY PLAYING. He thought since he hasn't talked to Hannah that Hannah can't nominate him. WHAT THE f**kING f**k. GET OVER YOURSELF WEINER. I cannot even stand it. I may have to end this confessional prematurely for my hate for this wretched excuse for a human being.

Deep breaths Susan. Deep breaths.